witchpusss:

men need to be more appreciative with the women in their life that are on birth control. All these fucking side effects just so y’all can nutt in us.

literallysame:

democraticsenator:

lev-myshkln:

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

THSIB IS LTIEEALLT THW FUNNIEST FUCKING THING

this is what they saw in birdbox

abbleremorse:

The way he looks back at the camera before prancing off is the closest thing we have to compare to what sailors of yore reported about mysterious, playful, and michevious mermaids leading their ships into rocky harbours with nothing but coy glances and a few errant splashes

teathattast:

bunjywunjy:

whamlastchristmas:

angery!

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

mcavoy:

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

tluohsalohcin:

The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel (1868)

Sophie Turner as Sansa Stark in Game of Thrones (2011)

theocseason4: